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Turner Brown

Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2003 9:01 pm
by Brynn

A little guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, "7 feet 3 inches tall, 385 pounds, 12 inch *beep*, 2 pound left testicle, 2 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."

The small guy faints away and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, gently slapping his face and shaking him, "Are you alright?"

In a very weak voice the little guy says, "Excuse me, but what EXACTLY did you say?"

The big dude says, "I saw the curious look on your face and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions almost everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet 3 inches tall, 385 pounds, 12 inch *beep*, 2 pound left testicle, 2 pound right testicle, and my name is Turner Brown."

The small guy says, "Thank God! I thought you said 'Turn Around'.


Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2003 11:53 pm
by Noob Siabot

I thought the saying was twig and berries not twig and cantelopes


Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2003 6:03 pm
by Belexus

:rollin LMAO @ Brynn


Posted: Sun Aug 31, 2003 1:14 pm
by kreep

hehehe good one brynn :)


Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2003 11:11 am
by Tiaya

that is me around cookies. i cant ever stop... :roll:


Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2003 12:30 pm
by William Ohmsford

LOL Rayne :P


Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2003 11:41 pm
by Noob Siabot

You eat emoticon cookies made with real blood? always knew you were strange