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A young man asks his father...
A young man asks his father, "Dad, how many
kinds of *beep* are
there?"
The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son,
there are three kinds of
*beep*. In her twenties, a woman's *beep*
are like melons, round and firm.
In her thirties to forties, they are like
pears, still nice but
hanging a bit.
After sixty, they are like onions."
"Onions?"
"Yes. See them, and they make you cry."
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A young woman asks her mother, "Mom, howmany kind of penises are
there?"
The mother, surprised, answers, "Well,
daughter, a man goes
through three phases.
In a man's twenties, a man's *beep* is like an
oak, mighty and hard.
In his thirties and forties, it is like a
birch, flexible but
reliable.
After his sixties, it is like a Christmas
tree."
"A Christmas tree?"
"Yes. Dried up, and the balls are there for
decoration only."