Variations on Murphys law

Tue Apr 13, 2004 4:35 am

The Law of Common Sense: Never accept a drink from a urologist.
The Law of Reality: Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
The Law of Self Sacrifice: When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last.
The Law of Volunteering: If you dance with a grizzly bear, you had better let him lead.
The Law of Avoiding Oversell: When putting cheese in a mousetrap, always leave room for the mouse.
The Law of Motivation: Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster.
Boob's Law: You always find something in the last place you look.
Wailer's Law: Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.
Law of Probable Dispersal: Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
Law of Volunteer Labor: People are always available for work in the past tense.
Conway's Law: In any organization there is one person who knows what is going on. That person must be fired.
Iron Law of Distribution: Them that has, gets.
Law of Cybernetic Entomology: There is always one more bug.
Law of Drunkenness: You can't fall off the floor.
Heeler's Law: The first myth of management is that it exists.
Osborne's Law: Variables won't; constants aren't.
Main's Law: For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.
Weinberg's Second Law: If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would have destroyed civilization.