Joke

Noob Siabot · Post by **Noob Siabot** » Sat May 31, 2003 7:31 am

Took this from VN, very funny =)

Golf Genie

A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course, lined with million dollar houses. On the third tee the husband said, "Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball don't knock out any windows. It'll cost us a fortune to fix."

The wife teed up and shacked it right through the window of the biggest house on the course. The husband cringed and said, "I told you to watch out for the houses. Alright, let's go up there, apologize and see how much this is going to cost."

They walked up, knocked on the door, and heard a voice say, "Come on in." They opened the door and saw glass all over the floor and a broken bottle lying on its side in the foyer. A man on the couch said, "Are you the people that broke my window?"

"Uh, yeah. Sorry about that." the husband replied.

"No, actually I want to thank you. I'm a genie that was trapped for a thousand years in that bottle. You've released me. I'm allowed to grant three wishes - I'll give you each one wish, and I'll keep the last one for myself."

"OK, great!" the husband said. " I want a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."

"No problem-it's the least I could do.

And you, what do you want?" the genie said, looking at the wife.

"I want a house in every country of the world," she said.

"Consider it done." the genie replied.

"And what's your wish, genie?", the husband said. "Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle, I haven't had sex with a woman in a thousand years. My wish is to sleep with your wife."

The husband looks at the wife and said, "Well, we did get a lot of money and all those houses, honey. I guess I don't care." The genie took the wife upstairs and ravished her for two hours.

After it was over, the genie rolled over, looked at the wife, and said, "How old is your husband, anyway?"

“35." she replied.

"And he still believes in genies?....That's amazing!"

Arcane soul · Post by **Arcane soul** » Sat May 31, 2003 3:04 pm

8O
U mean they arent real?

kreep · Post by **kreep** » Sat May 31, 2003 6:15 pm

LOL nice one noob
:rollin

Faith in Heaven · Post by **Faith in Heaven** » Sat May 31, 2003 8:37 pm

ahhahahhahahahahahahah

vest biolation · Post by **vest biolation** » Sun Jun 01, 2003 3:12 am

Wait, so is the guy a genie or no?

Noob Siabot · Post by **Noob Siabot** » Sun Jun 01, 2003 4:49 am

No...He made the s*** up so he could tap the guys wife

kreep · Post by **kreep** » Sun Jun 01, 2003 1:46 pm

*shakes her head*
seems less funny when ya hafta explain it to people....

*smacks vesty with a trout*

vest biolation · Post by **vest biolation** » Sun Jun 01, 2003 6:23 pm

*smacks kreepy with a mini-koala*

Wait you mean tap is in like touch someone's shoulders or something?
SO the genie made up something about being the owner of the house so he can touch the wife on the shoulders?

kreep · Post by **kreep** » Sun Jun 01, 2003 6:31 pm

*smacks herself with a trout and sighs*

Faith in Heaven · Post by **Faith in Heaven** » Sun Jun 01, 2003 11:15 pm

Vest, you acting like an oblivious moron on this is just stupid, and that kind of act gets very old very quick.... and lets see you've been doing it what now... for 2 years?