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Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow...
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Tue Apr 13, 2004 6:57 pm
The secret to a long marriage:
A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the...
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Tue Apr 13, 2004 6:55 pm
A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students. It had one question:
Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or...
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Tue Apr 13, 2004 6:42 pm
Her side of the story:
He was in an odd mood Sunday night. We planned to meet at a bar for a drink. I spent the afternoon shopping with the girls...
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Tue Apr 13, 2004 6:40 pm
Stranded
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Tue Apr 13, 2004 4:22 am
On a chain of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded:
Two Italian men and one Italian woman
Two...
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Tue Apr 13, 2004 6:34 pm
When you run away in the middle of a perfectly good leg humping.
Blaming your farts on me...not funny.
Yelling at me for barking... WHAT DO YOU...
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Tue Apr 13, 2004 6:32 pm
Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can...
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Tue Apr 13, 2004 5:58 am
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through, so he prayed, Dear Lord, I...
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Tue Apr 13, 2004 5:52 am
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.
If at first you don't succeed,...
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Tue Apr 13, 2004 5:17 am
One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to a computer at the drug store that can diagnose...
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Tue Apr 13, 2004 5:14 am
GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD:
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can...
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Tue Apr 13, 2004 5:11 am
What do I know about sex? I'm a married man.
-- Tom Clancy
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money...
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Tue Apr 13, 2004 5:07 am
The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.
I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table.
I will not roll...
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Tue Apr 13, 2004 5:01 am
Mr. Ryan DeVries
2088 Dagget
Pierson, MI 49339
SUBJECT: DEQ File No. 97-59-0023; T11N; R10W, Sec. 20; Montcalm County
Dear Mr. DeVries
It has come...
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Tue Apr 13, 2004 4:56 am
These are real notes written from parents in a Mississippi school district.
(Spellings have been left intact.)
My son is under a doctor's care and...
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Tue Apr 13, 2004 4:48 am
The Law of Common Sense: Never accept a drink from a urologist.
The Law of Reality: Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to...
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Tue Apr 13, 2004 4:35 am
ORIGINAL VERSION:
The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying in supplies for the winter. The grasshopper...
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Tue Apr 13, 2004 4:34 am
For the married guys.......
A man was leaving a 7-11 with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the...
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Tue Apr 13, 2004 3:55 am
She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.
Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side...
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Wed Dec 31, 1969 7:00 pm
A language instructor was explaining to her class that in French, nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine...
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Wed Dec 31, 1969 7:00 pm
Memory Check
Count all the ones that you remember. Ratings at the bottom
Blackjack chewing gum
Wax Coke-shaped bottles with colored sugar water...
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