"And this one time a band camp...." oh wait, i never went to band camp for clarinet, went for flags...ya know, 6-8 foot pole with pretty flags on the end
Since I know that ppls still read these boards, thought I'd post this here before i go to ebay.
I am selling my clarinet, so if any of you lovely ppls have any children or family members who play and are looking for one let me know. It's in good shape, it's plastic, but has wonderful sound. A ...
A little guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, "7 feet 3 inches tall, 385 pounds, 12 inch *beep*, 2 pound left testicle, 2 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."